a dream is a wish


Cake Boss in a nutshell… 

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.



awkward-multifandom:

thetabobetamargarita:

alexstark-the-hunter:

piratedarkierps:

canwejustnotwiththethings:

stmungos:

younger and older version 

Someone want to explain the blue to green eye transformation on Anna and Merida?

Most kids are born with blue eyes duh

For like four months… not years

uh, one of my friends was born a blue-eyed brunnette and her eyes started changing to green when she was around six

by the time we were twelve, she was a green-eyed natural blonde

My eyes were blue up until I was 5.



dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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audreyii-fic:

angelholme:

audreyii-fic:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

audreyii-fic:

lumos5001:

khan-locked:

i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock

plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters

This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.

Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.

Jesus.

If you insist.

"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)

See?

The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.

"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.

As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.

"I know he will"

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.

All was well.

And then the Winchesters shot them.

we have a winner.



thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha



whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.



ruinedchildhood:

This Ice Cream Truck Too Turnt Right Now



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