run run run


motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling



tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins



hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.



idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.



ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.



literalbabystew:

facebooksexism:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity


Sad.

men are pathetic

literalbabystew:

facebooksexism:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

Sad.

men are pathetic



castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments



Random Fact: According to the Justice Department and the Pentagon 26,000 rapes took place within the American Military in 2013 alone. To place this mind boggling, human rights violating occurrence into perspective. That is on average 70 sexual assaults PER DAY, and 3 sexual assaults PER HOUR. THIS IS THE FUCKING AMERICAN MILITARY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! 



"I’m fine with this. I’d rather you be addicted to SHINee than drugs."

- my mama talking to me as we watch Shinee World together (via jonghyunlookslikesexsexsexsex)


allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.